Leslie: Does she have any weaknesses? Ron: No. Leslie: What do you mean no? Everybody has a weakness. Ron: Not machines. I honestly believe that she was programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
“I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing”—April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation)